Friday, September 14, 2007

No Pete's Allowed!...

No Peter Kelley's that is. For everyone else, be sure to click on the applicable link below and spread the word. I can't say much else, but everything will be explained in the file provided. This includes a mission, should you choose to accept it. As always, should you or any of your blog force be caught, the Winkleplecks will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This post will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, ______ (your name here).

Note: EVEN WITH CAPS LOCK ON, I CAN'T EMPHASIZE ENOUGH HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT YOU, PETER KELLEY, DO NOT CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING LINKS OR READ THE COMMENT SECTION OF THIS POST. IN ADDITION, IT IS EQUALLY IMPORTANT THAT ANYONE WHO DOES ALSO REFRAINS FROM SHARING THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION WITH PETER KELLEY, THAT IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE!

Thank you for your time and understanding. One last time, are you SURE you're NOT Peter Kelley?

You caught me, I AM Peter Kelley!

For the last time, I AM NOT Peter Kelley!

8 comments:

Abby said...

holy freaking cow ryan...you are the coolest ever. if i was really creative i'd do some secret thing to get YOU a gift, just for how thougtful and creative you are towards getting PETE a gift. dont' worry, God will give you lots of jewels for your crown in heaven for doing this. really though, thanks for organizing it. also, you are so freaking good with computers...what the heck, i've never seen someone do such a cool project on PDF...rock on brotha.
ok, coolio. i'm out.

peteandjenn said...

Pete's going to love it Ryan! We'll have to have him read the post after October!

The Dorrs said...

benevolence + genius = wyan plinkleweck

Anonymous said...

you're pretty nice. count phil and i in. do you accepted canadian $?

B.S. and Mrs. S said...

we're in - i'll have my people call your people and we'll make the drop...

The Dorrs said...

we are in...we'll make the drop next week.

Time and place will be given once you can procure a secure drop location.

Samantha said...

guess what Im watching??!

Samantha said...

can you post something because it's been more than a week and that's not acceptable.