Saturday, August 25, 2007

Anonymous said...

That's right - thanks to some technical help from Mr. Bain, we have opened up the flood gates to allow non-registered comments. Now that anyone can leave a comment, and I see some anonymous folks already have, we hope that you will as well.

This post serves to inform our avid readers of that fact. To make it worth your while though, how about a little sneak peak of what you can look forward to over the next few days. I wouldn't be me though if I didn't present them in the form of theatrical trailers. All I need from you is to read the following previews with your deepest and raspiest voice.

Double Feature: Camping Episode II - The Toller Strikes Back & Camping Episode III - The Return of the Winkleplecks
'Last Weekend you entered a world unlike none other with a diverse cast of characters that banded together for an epic quest. Then last week, our heroes set forth on a hike unlike any other and against all odds. Right when you thought everything was finished, the journey continues one... last... time. This weekend, be prepared to finish the trip! In the exciting conclusion, blood will be spilt and the skies will rain down with fury. This weekend, our story - will - end!'

Google Analytics Walkthrough and Review
'One person, one blog, one hit. When statcounter isn't enough, it's time to call in reinforcements. Google Analytics will track down each viewer as the tables are turned in this summer blockbuster. This post will be so huge, this blog may not be able to contain it. Be counted, be informed, but most of all - be there!'

A Post from Jaimie?
'A post of such magnitude, it has suffered numerous delays while viewers have suffered increasing anticipation. Finally (hopefully) this week, the Jaimie doth arrive. Seeing is believing, and the only way to see is to be there opening day. This week, the blogosphere will implode and explode simultaneously in the biggest posting event of the month!'

See, now doesn't that make it sound way more exciting and fun? So pop some popcorn and snag a soda, you'll be hearing from us soon... *cue creepy, hypnotic music*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

as much as i'm looking foward to jaimies premier post i have to say, ryan, you are an incredible writer. really. you have a great vocabulary and and seriously creative. maybe you should think about becoming a columnist or something...and then when you're famous credit mrs. bain for jumpstarting your fame and fortune.
p.s. guitar wii anyone?

Anonymous said...

BOOYAH!!!...you clever son of gun!

Samantha said...

post Jaimie Post!!